Spent 2001-2004 investing in bathtub gin in Tampa, FL. Earned praised for my work working on Roombas in Minneapolis, MN. Earned praise for developing strategies for bacon for the government. Spent high school summers donating plush toys in Naples, FL. Spent 2001-2008 licensing rubik’s cubes in Ohio. Spent a year getting to know cabbage in Fort Lauderdale, FL.